remember when you were in middle school and youd see al the stoner dropout highschool wierdos be pizza delivery drivers and you were like shit this job would be tight as fuck but now you see your friends livin the struggle making shit all and getting stiffed?
Share A Coke With An Old Friend You Haven’t Seen In Years And The More You Think About It You Slowly Realize That You Can’t Remember Their Face As Clearly and You’ve Forgotten The Sound of Their Voice And The Phone Number You Have For Them Doesn’t Work Anymore and You Realize That The People From Your Past Are Becoming Harder To Visualize Like Trying To Remember A Dream After You Wake Up
ceasepool said: *clink*
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
Anonymous said: using condoms for anal sorta defeats part of the purpose of not having to pull out...
that’s not the only reason to fuck someone in the ass, y’know
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